Note: the video is in French, so make sure to activate captions on YouTube to get the full sense of the non-sense.
I directed a new music video for Sasha, my weird alter ego from a parallel universe. After his electro-pop hit Draped In A Dragon, the aspiring musician is now singing about the sadness of roasted chickens. We filmed him giving a mini-concert in a small chicken coop in Southwest Germany. Sasha has swapped his streetwear for a suit, but pink still seams to be his go-to colour.
Something tells me there might be another video featuring Sasha coming up, hopefully rather soon than later. The only thing I know for sure that this guy Sasha always comes back if I dare to ignore him for too long…
These are stressful times and keeping it together all day every day is not an easy task. The temptation to lash out at those around you can be great. But as you know, unloading your stress on others is not a solution and can just create more problems for you and those around you. But not to worry, I’m here to help. I’m very proud to present you my latest invention: The Venting Machine® The concept is very simple. You need to vent? The Venting Machine® can take it all. Just shout any abuse you want into the opening at the front of the machine. The machine will always answer with either “I’m sorry”, “I understand, you’re right, I’m wrong” or “Yes, daddy, harder”.
A Prototype of the newly invented Venting Machine®, looking for experienced ventors, contact me
You can choose between these three options to select the answers you want to hear:
Venting me softly
Size Venti
Hardly venting
The sound and intensity of the voice changes for each mode. Additionally, and just to add some relief options, my team and I are preparing a second version that will offer a folded Vent Kit®, including:
Silver cardboard that you can fold to make your own air vent
Dirty white wifebeater
Silver Zippo Lighter (gas not included)
The cardboard vents will come in two lengths of 1 and 2 meters (3,28 and 6,56 feet). With these tools you can recreate a very stressful day from a police offer in 1988’s Los Angeles. What better way to forget your own troubles than pretending to be a cop that has only a few hours to stop a terrorist from blowing up a tower?
Two vents can easily be attached to one another to create an even longer venting experience. The vents are sold folded but there are instructions. If you have any questions, we can show you how the vents unfold.
If you have any questions, want to pre-order or are interested in selling these machines in your area, please use the contact form.
