{"id":4992,"date":"2020-11-18T23:02:57","date_gmt":"2020-11-18T21:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/?p=4992"},"modified":"2020-11-19T13:29:06","modified_gmt":"2020-11-19T11:29:06","slug":"3-ways-to-vent-with-a-newly-invented-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/4992\/3-ways-to-vent-with-a-newly-invented-machine.html","title":{"rendered":"3 ways to vent with a newly invented machine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>These are stressful times and keeping it together all day every day is not an easy task. The temptation to lash out at those around you can be great. But as you know, unloading your stress on others is not a solution and can just create more problems for you and those around you. But not to worry, I&#8217;m here to help. I&#8217;m very proud to present you my latest invention: The Venting Machine\u00ae<br>The concept is very simple. You need to vent? The Venting Machine\u00ae can take it all. Just shout any abuse you want into the opening at the front of the machine. The machine will always answer with either &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry&#8221;, &#8220;I understand, you&#8217;re right, I&#8217;m wrong&#8221; or &#8220;Yes, daddy, harder&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"615\" height=\"410\" data-src=\"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Vending_Machine_Front02B-615x410.png\" alt=\"The Venting Machine\u00ae, invented by Jeremias Nussbaum\" class=\"wp-image-5033 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Vending_Machine_Front02B-615x410.png 615w, https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Vending_Machine_Front02B-306x204.png 306w, https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Vending_Machine_Front02B-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Vending_Machine_Front02B-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Vending_Machine_Front02B-2048x1365.png 2048w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 615px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 615\/410;\" \/><figcaption>A Prototype of the newly invented Venting Machine\u00ae, looking for experienced ventors, contact me<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>You can choose between these three options to select the answers you want to hear:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Venting me softly<\/li><li>Size Venti<\/li><li>Hardly venting<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>The sound and intensity of\u00a0the voice changes for each mode.<br>Additionally, and just to add some relief options, my team and I are preparing a second version that will offer a folded <em>Vent Kit\u00ae<\/em>, including:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Silver cardboard that you can fold to make your own air vent<\/li><li>Dirty white wifebeater<\/li><li>Silver Zippo Lighter (gas not included)<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>The cardboard vents will come in two lengths of 1 and 2 meters (3,28 and 6,56 feet). With these tools you can recreate a very stressful day from a police offer in 1988&#8217;s Los Angeles. What better way to forget your own troubles than pretending to be a cop that has only a few hours to stop a terrorist from blowing up a tower?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Two vents can easily be attached to one another to create an even longer venting experience. The vents are sold&nbsp;folded but there are instructions. If you have any questions, we can show you how the vents unfold.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you have any questions, want to pre-order or are interested in selling these machines in your area, please use <a href=\"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/contact-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" title=\"Contact me about The Venting Machine\u00ae\">the contact form<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These are stressful times and keeping it together all day every day is not an easy task. The temptation to lash out at those around you can be great. But as you know, unloading your stress on others is not a solution and can just create more problems for you and those around you. But &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/4992\/3-ways-to-vent-with-a-newly-invented-machine.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;3 ways to vent with a newly invented machine&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":5033,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,3,65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-everything-on-one-page","category-my-creations","category-texts"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4992"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5037,"href":"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4992\/revisions\/5037"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremiasnussbaum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}